This is a log of all the text puns/jokes/thoughts/observations I've made or intended to make on my Facebook timeline over the years.
2019-01-23 
Dei, when your amma told you to clean your room you won't but when KonMariamma says, you will ah?
#okda
2018-12-28 
90s song remade for the current generation -
Aaj mai Uber
Brake hai neeche
Traffic hai aage
Aur police mere peeche.

#KavitaKizzo
2018-12-27 
Persuasive shayars starting their Shayari be like - 
 Urge kiya hai 
You don't hurt the people you love.
Intentionally you don't.
But you can't hurt the people that you.. (Skip ad) 

#jiskoSamajhMeAayaUskoSamajhMeAaya
2018-12-26 
Facebook has increased my productivity by 50% by introducing ads in its videos midway. Thank you Facebook.

#goodGuySuckerberg
2018-12-21 
Who called it Australia and not Koala Lump-ur?
2018-12-20 
My aaj ka uber driver for some reason thinks I'm a tourist and is pointing out the different malls in Bangalore as we pass it. He even pointed out a McD.
Dei, I know I'm from Puttenahalli, but bro I've seen McDisney da  😔