This is a log of all the text puns/jokes/thoughts/observations I've made or intended to make on my Facebook timeline over the years.
2018-12-28Dei, when your amma told you to clean your room you won't but when KonMariamma says, you will ah? #okda
2018-12-2790s song remade for the current generation - Aaj mai Uber Brake hai neeche Traffic hai aage Aur police mere peeche. #KavitaKizzo
2018-12-26Persuasive shayars starting their Shayari be like -
Urge kiya haiYou don't hurt the people you love. Intentionally you don't. But you can't hurt the people that you.. (Skip ad)
2018-12-21Facebook has increased my productivity by 50% by introducing ads in its videos midway. Thank you Facebook.
2018-12-20Who called it Australia and not Koala Lump-ur?
My aaj ka uber driver for some reason thinks I'm a tourist and is pointing out the different malls in Bangalore as we pass it. He even pointed out a McD. Dei, I know I'm from Puttenahalli, but bro I've seen McDisney da 😔